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A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
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At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
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Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
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The College Food Chain
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Do you know me?
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Not me Sarge!
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