Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...