Insult Collection #6
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and...
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Heavenly golf
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...