Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
A couple married forty years were revisiting the…
A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Want some chicken?
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a...
No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...