Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Poetic justice
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....