Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.