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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
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Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
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After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...