Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Impressing the others
|A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He’d...