Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...