Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...