TONS of Groaners. . .
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost…
One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two...
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton…
Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton on a recent flight.After the plane...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...