Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.