What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than…
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance thanto improving their minds? Because...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Selling war insurance
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New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...