Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Which PMS Medicine Bottle?
How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It’s the one with bite...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.