Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Ultra dumb people 02
A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...