Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Lost far from a home
|A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...