Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.