After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
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A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
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Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The Tearful Bride…
The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, “Robert...