There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
The Train
A few days ago, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to...