New way to herd cattle
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Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
I deserve to be married
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The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...