What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...