Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
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Where are you living?
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Measure Intelligence
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Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Definition of bad lover
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Taking Dweebonics Classes
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Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...