I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...