Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Whats the difference between pink and purple? Your grip.
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...