Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Top10 New Summer Camps!
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Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...