Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...