Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Comparing Men to Dogs
How Dogs and Men Are the Same 1. Both take up too much space...
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...