New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...