WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.They...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
It’s great to be a guy
|Reasons why it’s great to be a guyPhone conversations are over in 30 seconds...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...