Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
Insult Collection #10
Why don’t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I...