This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
English is very strange
|Did you know that “verb” is a noun? How can you look up words...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...