Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
A young boy came home from school and told his mother…
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, “I had a...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Signs Of The 2000′s
Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...