The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...