Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...