Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
Was your wife a virgin when you married?
“Was your wife a virgin when you married?”"I don’t know. Some say yes. Some...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
Who is doing the work around here?
|The population of the United States was 180 million at the time of writing,...
One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school…
A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact,...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...