A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Iraq’s Navy
Q: Do you know why Iraq’s navy has glass bottomed ships? A: So the...
Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse...