The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...