The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Chain Letter Type IV
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote....
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.