Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...