Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...