Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Little Johnny
And then there’s little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...