How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
60-year-old man
A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him,...