A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
The Pessimist!
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the...