You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Food quotes and quips
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Ethical Code for Patients
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients1. Do not expect your doctor to share...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?