Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
What\\\’s invisible & smells like carrots?
What’s invisible & smells like carrots?Bunny Farts!
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Universal Grade Change Form
____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my grade in your course, ___________________, should bechanged from...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...