If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
State of Arkansas Residency Application
State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray...
Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Great Thinkers of Our Time?Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer:...
Dictionary for women
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Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...