Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...