Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Crime=Idiots=Don’t Pay!
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...