How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
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Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Itch – ouch -itch – ouch.
What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
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The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...