Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...