Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....