Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
This is so dumb – it’s funny!
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Duties will be the same
As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer’s stunning, blonde...
Got a second?
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...